"Fat women are like clouds in the sky."
"If your confusion leads you in the right direction, the results can be uncommonly rewarding."
"Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, the it's time to drink."
"No two human beings are alike; it's a question of identity. And what is identity? The cognitive system arisin' from the aggregate memories of that individual's past experiences."
"As long as an individual's alive, he will undergo experience in some for or other, and those experiences are stored up instant by instant."
"I never trust people with no appetite. It's like they're always holding something back on you."
